All of these happened a long time ago:
NO TIME TO CORRECT SO THERE MIGHT BE SOME TYPOS 
One day in Religion, I decided to ask Jean if she had seen the video clip to ‘Just for Tonight’, so this is pretty much how the chat went:
“Hey Jean, have you seen the video clip to ‘Just for Tonight’ by One Night Only?”
“Yeah, sometimes they’re hot and sometimes they aren’t,”
“Haha but did you see the bit where –“
“He’s sitting on –“
“Yeah in front of the –“
“I know! He is so hot!”
“OMG he’s so gorgeous! And then the part –“
“OMG I know and when he’s just –“
“Yeah, when he’s just like that and he’s looking straight at the camera and –“
“OMG I know and his hair and –“
“OMG I know aye?!”
Meanwhile Maggie and Chantel were trying to figure out what we were going on about LOL.
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I have encountered two flirty whores. One at Macca’s Shoppingtown, and another at the music shop on Station Road.
So I went to Macca’s and the guy who served me is probs in his early 20’s, can’t afford a razor and is desperate. I walked up to order and he’s all, “Hey, what can I getcha?” with this really dodgy smile LOL. Then when he got me my meal he was like, “Catch ya later,” with the same dodgy smile that only hot guys can pull off LOL.
The other incident was when I was looking for a music book. I walked in and immediately knew that my book wouldn’t be here because a wall was covered in guitars. There were a few decent guys LOL playing guitars and singing but it was a bit smelly. But to the purpose of this blog entry thingo, the guy at the counter had his back to me, and as soon as one of the other guys whispered “girl customer?” he turned around, folded his arms and leaned on the counter staring at me and said “What’s up?”. Haha it looked hilarious but you need a demo though. So I asked about my book and the freaking guy stood upright and stared into space for a solid 30 seconds before saying “no”. I wasn’t going to let a pretty hot guy waste my time so I was like “oh fiddlesticks. Thanks anyways,” and started to leave. But it was pretty obvious that he didn’t want me to go (LOL don’t talk yourself up too much Brigida) because he called after me asking if I wanted him to order it for me. I was pissed that he wasted 30 seconds of my life and I wasn’t going to let him have anymore so I did a plain “no, thanks” and stumbled out. And that’s it!
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One Tuesday morning during house assembly, we learnt our Damien dance for Celebration Day! Our theme is anime and we’re learning this fast dance, and so we have to wear the whole short skirts, business looking shirts, high socks and heels thingo. Part of the routine is that we shake our hips really fast LOL! Hilarious to watch. I reckon that if we do it well, we’ll totally win this competition thingo!
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One day out of the blue, Helaina rocked up and started singing You’re the Voice by John Farnham. LOL random but funny, especially the facial expression she did every time before singing it – priceless. You need a demo though to fully enjoy it haha.
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After our first NAPLAN test, the student councillors were meant to go and eat the pizza that Ms, Neumann got us. But the stupid test went overtime so by the time we got to the Delany dining room, all the good flavours like Meat Lovers were finished! Damn those greedy older people. So I ended up eating Supreme but I took off the green things that if were red, would be red capsicum. I think it was green capsicum.
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So on this day – don’t remember which day this was – Jean showed us what she looked like when she went to church. Apparently she walked like a penguin LOL and she looked hilarious. LOL Jean had her hands across her tummy and any passer-by at school would think she was pregnant if she didn’t tell them that it was because she was pretending that she had her hoodie on and her hands in the pockets.
Later that day on msn, Jean sent me a picture of this Ben guy that she always talked to/about. She print screened and I thought that this would be a good opportunity to get his msn if she accidentally left it showing! but OMFG she was one step ahead of me! Fiddlesticks! Oh well, he looked okay in the picture but I’ve seen better haha.
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Ok, I have an iPod Touch but I don’t have a router at home so I never get a chance to try out the internet. but OMFG it worked in the city! I was outside the Macca’s downstairs in the Myer Centre and the internet worked! OMG I was gushing about it to Mum and Dad and they were like “go on a website”. That stumped me. I couldn’t think of anything so I typed in the Courier Mail website. WTF. Then I went on the ebuddy msn site thingo and I talked to Jean! On my iPod! WOW! I told her and she was like ‘OMG is it hard?” LOL but after two mins or so of talking, I had to move away from the Wi-Fi spot so I had to end to conversation with Jean. But overall, Holy Crap! The internet worked on my iPod! Gah, we are so technologically advanced these days – it’s crazy.
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So Jean and I planned this thing for Keagan because he has been really clingy and dodgy when he texts and goes on msn with her. So this was the plan:
1. He wants to meet Jean, but she doesn’t want to meet him back, so she’s going to text him saying that she wants to meet him at Darra Station, but it will be me waiting for him!
2. She’ll describe me by saying, “oh, I’ll be waiting on the Forest Lake side of the platform with my cello,” or whatever.
3. Keagan knows what Jean looks like from her msn dp, so he knows that I’m not her. However, I fit the description.
4. He’ll approach me, or not. If he doesn’t, then I’ll just have to find a white Asian Ranga or something to talk to LOL. So if he approaches me, he’ll be like, “Jean?” with a confused face.
5. I’ll be like, “Oh, you must be Keagan!” with a happy face. But then I’ll go “No. I’m her sister.” LOL.
6. I’ll scare the hell out of him and he’ll never bug Jean again! Pus it will be my afternoon of fun!
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Haha one night Dad and I picked on my brother. He was really tired after dinner, so he excused himself from the table and fell asleep on the couch. He was knocked out within like ten minutes. We had heaps of lamb left so Dad and I had a plan. Dad grabbed one piece of lamb and put it near my brother’s nose and mouth so that he could smell and hopefully taste it. My brother went for it while he was still asleep! Dad and I ran away and cracked up silently so that we wouldn’t wake him but Mum thought it was really mean. You need a demonstration of what my brother looked like LOL it was freaking hilarious! Next time I’m filming it.
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LOL so one day after school, Paris came to me and told me that her Mum had just given her ‘the talk’. LOL we were talking about the ups and downs of being an adolescent girl as we were walking to the station, and then I told her that she would eventually get the sex talk. Then the most unexpected and funniest thing happened. She was like, “Oh, Nathan had that talk. My Mum calls it ‘Getting Jiggy With It’”. ROFLMFAO! That was the funniest thing that I’s heard in ages.
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Wednesday, the 20th of ay was the day that Brisbane had the worst rain ever. And to make things worse, it was the day that our bus didn’t come! I got so pissed that our bus got cancelled so we were stuck in the rain for half an hour! So we started talking to Cindy and Caroline to pass the time. Cindy’s umbrella kept on going inside out and we touched their blazers :S, sounds wrong but the All Hallows’ ones are made from this really dodgy warm material. They got their Mum to pick them up from Darra, leaving Adele, Helaina and I to catch the bus.
The bus came, and in total, four people got on: the three of us and some random. The roads were flooded so the bus driver said we had to go through Inala. It was really long and boring so the three of us started singing Jai Ho, We split into three parts: I did the guy part where he always says ‘Jai Ho’, Helaina did the main bit, and Adele did the backing with some super cool dance moves. Then Adele got up in the middle of the bus and busted a move LOL you need a demonstration. We were having so much fun that we got to the shops without noticing. Helaina got picked up and Adele’s phone was dead so we went to the pay phones. On the way to the Village, the footpath had a massive puddle. Mwahahahaha. Adele tried to avoid it so I jumped right in the middle and soaked her from top to bottom! ROFL it was hilarious! The puddle was deeper that I thought though…and I think Helaina saw LOL. So Adele complained as we walked to the payphones and after a million tries on 1800 Reverse, she finally got through to her Mum. She got picked up and I walked home, but it was getting dark and LOL I started getting paranoid and thinking that someone was following me.
When I got home, I was so cold and I was shaking so hard that my iPod couldn’t read my fingers haha. Oh, and another thing: on the way home that day, Brendan hopped on the train when it got to Corinda and sat next to Paris. I hate her now LOL.
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So one train and bus ride home, Helaina and I were reminiscing our Grand Avenue years LOL. We were thinking about the people we miss because we haven’t seen them in ages, and we laughed a lot.
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WTF the Damien dance has gone Egyptian! I was really looking forward to the anime theme and now we do Walk Like An Egyptian moves like that hand thingo? WTF?!
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So, for our English assignment, we had to write a narrative that goes with the poem ‘The Loner’. I wanted three characters that were all guys LOL so I was going through names with Jean during class. The names we chose were Brendan, Matt and Patrick! ROFLMFAO! The all go/went to Laurie’s and are exceptionally hot in their individual ways. In the end, I scrapped Patrick because he has already finished school, and I needed two people who were in the same year level! So who better than Brendan and Matt?! They are both in year 11 LOL. One was supposed to be a loner in the story and the other a jock. I made Brendan the jock because he was the hotter one in real life haha. Jean and I laughed the whole time while we were planning this and then Mr. Robinson stopped us. Ooh, naughty . He said something like, “What are you twits laughing about?” and straight away I was like guys! But then I was like, “in the story..duh.” LOL and then we kept laughing. I ended up getting an A- for it. Not bad, I guess because it’s usually what I get in English class anyway.
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One of the Fridays at school was a half day, and we finished at 2pm. Not really half, stupid people. During lunch, Paige bought Wedges and had sour cream all over it and as she started to eat it, she spilt it all over her and it made it look like cum. Eew.
The Sunday after that was Open Day. Really boring. I couldn’t even finish a tour. So no gold star, damn it! Then I performed with Maggie and we were really good at Love Story LOL. We even sounded good in the choir, but the string ensemble was crap. I was ashamed to be a part of it. We got talked up about stuff like ‘we’ve grown so much in the last two years’ – to 12 people? Dumbass.
So the day was pretty crap until just after 1pm. The hottest effing guy turned up and made all 600 of us go all mushy on the inside. FRUCK MAN! Sex on legs, damn it. I had to do a double take when I saw him; I nearly fainted as I walked past him. Aaron Johnson look-a-like. I claim ownage so too bad everyone else. He must have been from Nudgee ROFLMFAO I would know.
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I was eating with some of Phanty’s group one time in the Convent Veranda and there was this millipede. It was so ugly! But I named him Travis. He started coming towards us, so I put some orange juice between him and us as a barrier. He went up to it and immediately reacted defensively by standing on his 50 or so back legs. That scared the hell out of me. I put more juice but that made no difference, so we all started screaming, scared that this 5cm thing will eat us. Then Mr Raben came to the rescue! Or so I thought. He came to see why we were freaking out and then left again. LOL.
All of a sudden, Holly Manton pops out of nowhere, grabs a leaf, picks up Travis and throws him into the wheelie bin! WTF?! Then she says to her friends, “They were pissing me off”. Oh yep, just act real cool in front of your friends Holly. Real cool. You just killed Travis! WTF?! RIP LITTLE MAN.
This was a funny day in music class. Mrs. Wheaton had to step out of the class to grab something from the printer in Foley 6, meaning that she left us unattended! Uh oh! Milly, Mel, Celeste, Abi and Esther decided that we should hide in the little room that’s connected to the music room. (Picture it: a music room that has two little rooms coming out of it, and they are both tiny.) We hid in the smallest one so that when Mrs. Wheaton came back, she’d be like, “Oh no, where has my class gone?” LOL. So all 10 of us (yeah nobody in Brigo wants to learn about real music these days) hid in the room in the darkness. Everyone was taking pictures haha and it was hilarious. But when we heard Mrs. Wheaton come back in, I think it was Georgia Clark who practically yelled, “Guys, be quiet! She’s right there!” Mrs. Wheaton heard her and was like, “Girls, I know you’re in there”. Immediately Celeste was like “far out Georgia!” LOL so we got caught. But it was a fun music lesson.
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I am pretty sure that this happened while we were doing out science experiment about heat absorption with the aluminium cans. I caught Jean dancing with a temperature probe! Yeah, that’s all LOL.
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One day after school at Darra, we were bored so Adele and Helaina decided to test their compatibility with guys on my untrue Love Calculator. LOL we have no lives. So Helaina was typing her compatibility with Shane and instead of typing Helaina Stylianou, she typed Helaina Helaina LOL. And another funny moment involving Helaina was when Adele did herself with Retchie. In the end, it came up with ‘Adele and Retchie are __% compatible’. Helaina was like “Hey! Retchie’s last name isn’t are!”
ROFLMFAO! Dumbass..
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In Drama, Katie and I were going through our realism script for our assignment. One of the stage direction thingos was that ‘Cliff’s clay becomes phallic shaped’. Phallic? I had no idea and neither did Katie, so we asked everyone and they had no idea. Mr. Walker cam around so I asked him what the meaning of this peculiar was. I called out, “Hey Mr. Walker, what does phallic mean?” and he was like “phallic?” with an amused expression. I said “yeah” sp he came to me with this cheesy grin and squinted eyes haha. Immediately I thought, oh crap. I’m in trouble. It turned out that I wasn’t because I was still smiling. I thought I said a naughty word so I asked him if I did and he said “well, it is quite an inappropriate word”. Oh shizz. Mr. Walker took a breath and said “It means penis-shaped”. LOL. When he left Katie went OMG and cracked up. It was so funny and now I can add a new word to my vocabulary!
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One day in Science, we all got our results for some group assignment thingo that we did, and Jean, Maggie and I got As but Phanty got an A-. I wasn’t happy so I double checked and it turned out that Miss Richo did the calculations wring. So Phanty did get an A too! Go me!
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Two teachers were funny today. In SOSE, somebody said something to Mrs. McDonnell and she replied with “well, it ain’t gonna happen” with her hands out to the side and a trademark Andy Clemmensen neck roll LOL. Hilarious to watch. Then in Science, Miss Richo was trying to say something but got tongue-tied and came out with some gibberish that sounded like lya nyah mehh. Yeah.
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Gah. I was expecting for my blogs to be mostly about SOSE classes because that’s when Jean and I laugh the most, but obviously not the case. For science, we had to do a title page for our electricity unit, but I didn’t do it. Jean did though, because she’s such a goody-two-shoes LOL. But she had mistaken electricity for energy! ROFLMFAO! She had bananas and the lot to explain different types of energy haha. Complete crack-up.
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This day was really funny. Miss Richo was explaining our electricity assignment, and she needed to use someone’s bill as an example to the class. Jean had hers so she literally jumped out of her seat and yelled “Oh Miss Richo! Pick me Miss Richo!” LOL. What we weren’t expecting was Miss Richo to run to Jean like a spazzed gorilla going “Ooh Jean, wait! Coming Jean!” BAHAHAHHA! Freaking hilarious and it should have been filmed.
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On time my Mum and I woke up and apparently we had exactly the same dream! Bloody scary!
Can’t remember what it was about though LOL.
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Phanty and I have this thing because we high five so much. When we high five, we go “ooh yeah” and do a full neck roll thingo. Demonstration is definitely needed LOL.
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OMG this day was embarrassingly funny. I was walking into the train in the afternoon and my bag has this hook, which goes under my elbow because of the way I carry it. I hopped in and there were these BGS guys standing in the middle area that we had to get past. So as I walked my bag got stuck in one of the guy’s belt loops of his pants. WHAT THE HELL. The hook was under my elbow, not his ass! Gah. I had no idea so I kept pulling and then when I turned around I saw the guy shaking his bum and then realised LOL. I was like “OMG I’m sorry” and all that and he was like, “yeah..don’t know how it got there…don’t worry it happens all the time” with the :S expression haha. Adele just laughed. Very funny.
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DEAR LORD. This day was amazingly wowzers. Dad had to pick me up from Milton station at 4.30ish so I was like damn, okay then. So I was waiting at the station and then the Nudgee train arrived at just after flourish. The hottest Nudgee guys came out! OMG getting excited just typing! Anyways, so this hot guy came out and walked towards me to wait and as he walked past me, he knocked my cello! OMFG! He was like “oh, sorry” and then we started talking. I had to focus on not visibly hyperventilating the whole time because he was so cute. His name was Tim and he was in year 11. Dear Lord. So we kept talking and then THE HOTTEST GUY CAME TO TIM AND I NEARLY DIED! Dear freaking God this guy was sex on legs. And he was Tim’s effing twin brother, Lucas! He plays rugby. He is so gonna be a Wallaby. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Then their Mum came and they said, “see you later”. Oh My God. That was the best afternoon of my Brigidine life. LOL.
Thanks to my cello. Wow.
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Laughed a lot at lunch today with some of my friends over a lot of stuff, including the way that I sleep. My Dad told me that I sleep in that position when I stretch my inner thigh muscle. Yeah, I think a demonstration is needed. After lunch in science – everything happens in science! – we pissed off Miss Richo LOL.
Miss Richo loves NSW but everyone in Damien year 9 loves QLD. This must have been the Thursday after Origin 1 in period 6 LOL. Everyone was happy about the win. Miss Richo checked our electrical circuits and she came to us twice. The first time she came, I asked her “So Miss Richo, did you watch the footy last night” with this big grin on my face and she just replied with “what footy?” with a smile on her face and walked off. The Methanes cracked up.
So I made this mini poster thingo that had things such as ‘go QLD; QLD origin winners 2009; and the score of game 1’ LOL and put it in top of our results table so that when she came to check it, she would get another painful reminder MWAHAHAHA. So we did it. Miss Richo came to check our table and when she saw the paper, she casually moved it out of the way and checked the results. Then as she walked off she said “good job girls” and took my mini poster! She scrunched it p and threw it on her bench! By golly! It was a crack up though, and I still have the paper LOL.
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This day was a hilarious Friday. It was the Brigidine College Year Nine Social Justice Market Day! Woo! The year nines had been working their butts off for the past term and were prepared to show the rest of the school community their hard work. The Methanes did HIV in Africa because of sex. Not me though..I wanted to do East Timor so ha. As we were setting up, Jean and I was mucking around as usual and we were doing the same thing at the same time without planning it! Bloody hilarious. At the same time, we ran up to either side of the pin board, looked at each other and struck this “sexual” pose LOL. Yeah that was the only thing I remember of that action-packed day. Oh yeah, Phanty and Jean demonstrated ‘HIV in Action’ to the passers-by ROFL.
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We went to Sydney for the Queen’s birthday long weekend. It was for little Abalone’s baptism and the church was across the road from my old primary school! So I went to the baptism and the priest had two alter service guys who helped him..duh. One was so damn hot and another was really smart. At the end of the baptism, the priest talked about the smart looking guy. Turns out he was really smart LOL. He was 24 and currently completing his PhD in something scientific. Bio-something science or close to it. But the priest didn’t talk about the hot one. As we were leaving, OMG. He came up to me and we talked. This is pretty much how the conversation went:
“Hi, umm congrats on your cousin’s baptism.”
“Oh, thanks”
*Awkward silence*
“So, where are you from?”
“Brisbane, but I used to live here”
“Oh cool, did you go to school here?”
“Yeah, across the road at Daceyville”
“Ohh, so when did you go to QLD?”
“Year three..”
“cool. So do you remember anything or anyone from Daceyville?”
“Not much. I do remember my teachers and some of my friends’ names though”
“Ohh yep. Umm, this is gonna sound weird but..were you in Mr. Tan’s class in yeah three before you moved to QLD?”
“umm…”
“Sorry, didn’t mean to sound like a stalker”
“nah, it’s coolness (LOL remember using that word). uhh yeah I was. I remember him making us do tan grams because of his name.”
“haha..right..”
“yeah. So, were you in his class too or something?”
“Yeah I was. Uh, before I make my final decision, one more question please?”
“Sure”
“Were you known as Gigi?”
“OMG yes! Oh do I know you from somewhere?!”
“Umm, it’s fine if you don’t remember me but..my name’s Levi and I was friends with you and Leonie.”
*Long silence*
“Oh.My.God!! Levi! I so remember you!”
*Hugs*
“wow how are you?!”
LOL that was such a nice reunion. The conversation continued until he dropped a bombshell-ish thingo. Apparently we went out in year 5 when I went down to Sydney for three weeks or so. I denied the accusation for the following reasons:
1. Like I would go out with someone for two weeks.
2. As if. He was my best friend in Daceyville for ages. I don’t date best friends no matter what for some bizarre reason.
3. I could never land a guy this hot! Are you kidding me?!
However, he kept on insisting that we were once an ‘item’ LOL as he put it. I still don’t think so.
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Adele and I were on the bus home one afternoon, and we writing down the top 60 Ghetto Black names or whatever from the YouTube video LOL. It was to pass the time, not because we have no lives. It was quite funny because it’s hard to put the capital letters and apostrophes in the right places when it comes to names such as La’Taniana’Bo’Vana’shrianiqualiquanice. BTW THAT’S WRONG. So we did it and I was about to say something to her bit I had Wizz Fizz in my mouth. As I was starting to speak, this big white puff of white came out of my mouth LOL it was embarrassingly hilarious.
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So it was a Monday and the previous Friday had been the YEAR EIGHT DANCE where they could invite their “special friends” haha. *raises eyebrows*. Jean and I asked Brenna and Yumanda during homeroom about it and they just said it was good. That’s it, just good. I think. Anyways, Brenna said she hooked up! Jean and I were like WHHAATTT?! Gasp! We both went home shocked that a grade eighter hooked up before us LOL.
We came back to school the next day – as you do – and Yumanda said that Brenna lied. I told them both off for lying LOL and was going on and on about dishonesty and how that’s not good for the soul and yada yada yada. They just laughed. Silly girls.
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I love the Bulldogs. Since 2003 when I left Sydney, in fact. And I think that when they won the premiership in 2004, it was a ‘we miss you Brigida, come back’ gesture LOL. Anyways, I don’t remember the games in 2005 and 2006 but I remember this:
• 2007, June/July holidays, Broncos vs. Bulldogs, Suncorp Stadium, I was sitting above the big screen 
, Bulldogs won 19-18! woo! FIELD GOAL WITH 30 SECONDS LEFT!
• 2008, June/July holidays, Broncos vs. Bulldogs, Suncorp Stadium, I was sitting in the alcohol-free area with a family of Bulldogs supporters in front of me and the parents had two super hot sons LOL..I chatted with them all after the game , Bulldogs won 26-18! The Broncos had no way to win by the 78th minute! woo!
• 2009, June/July holidays, Broncos vs. Bulldogs, Suncorp Stadium, I was sitting in front of the TV because I’m still grounded 
, Bulldogs won 44-12! OMFG!
So now my team is in the top two on the ladder because like Scott Prince said, the club bought really well in the off-season. They should be on top because we got two points taken off us for having an extra player on the field. WHAT THE HELL?! The guy was on the opposite end of the field to where the try was scored, and he went off as soon as he realised so it made no effing difference! By golly. But the Bulldogs are going to be the premiers of 2009. Just you wait and see
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Haha TODAY on msn Jean and I just talked about how stupid our Dads are LOL.
Jean’s story – her Dad walked back into the house and asked her why the car wouldn’t start. Jean said that she didn’t know. Then her Dad realised that it was because the car keys were still in the closet.
My story – my Dad just saw the ad for Bruno on TV. He said “I really want to watch Bruno because I liked Borat.” I told him to watch it over a weekend, and he replied with a yeah and then he said “I really want to watch it. I know it’s for adults but I really want to see it!”
Gotta love Dads.
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